what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago
literally me lookin 4 a job lately
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
if i’m ever late for anything its probably because i have been delayed by signature seeking fans
what has four letters and is very hard
This post got really deep really fast
"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"
“The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.”
Guilty as charged
how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me
single, not sure how to mingle
When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.
Click here to watch Stephen Colbert celebrate Women’s History Month.
Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion